Things that make you go...WTF!?!

Starbucks traffic is worst than the freeway. (@ Starbucks)
But I'm in it just as well getting my holiday drink on. The salted caramel hot chocolate will help me battle the overcast weather I'm facing. soon as the car ahead of me has concluded their bizness at the window they burn rubber across the parking lot, screeching across traffic, thru a red light to get on the freeway. Well dayum. Ijs, if you're that close to clock in time why were you just as snug as a bug in a rug like 5 seconds ago? Starbucks needs crossing guards for the folks on cpt.